Not while we washing the dog, George!

Okay, I stumbled across a commercial the other day for the erectile disfunction remedy they call Cialis. Now I have no clue as to why I was paying such attention, but I remember seeing a man and a woman in the garden bathing their dog and hearing the commentary... something to the effect of "Cialis will help you perform when the moment is right".

When the moment is right? They were bathing their dog...fully clothed. They weren't even looking at each other. What was he gonna do? Ravage his wife while bathing the dog? Could somebody please tell me how bathing a dog with your wife would be any help on a hard-on pill commercial? What does this mean? Am I just gonna just slam my wife while hosing Brutus down in a kiddy pool? Because the moment is right.

Cialis - The side effects are a spinning sensation, loss of hearing, blurred vision and an unexplained rash. Hell, I can understand those side effects completely, because if the kids caught me and the Mrs. having our way in the kiddy pool I would probably spin around, fall in the pool, thereby losing my hearing and causing vision to be blurry. And lastly, with all that dog hair in the pool, you better better believe my rash will be explained!

The stark reality of district 9

What happens when you cross a horde of malnourished aliens with a government wing of war hungry bureaucrats?-

You get a refreshing look at what exactly would be happening if an alien ship did end up hovering over a major city. District 9 is a disturbing example of why any intelligent E.T. would never want to come to our planet in peace. Because let's face it people, the greeting they get in the movie would be dangerously close to the greeting they would get in reality. They would be quarantined, have their intelligence undermined, and last but not least, we would be salivating to find out if they had weapons and how we could use them for our own sick and twisted purposes. The moral message in District 9 is nothing like the one in Independence Day. (Run and hide!) It simply states that we as a race have a shallow and violent agenda, and any government who didn't possess those values would never get anywhere near the aliens. I personally thought the movie was an amazing, edge of the seat sci-fi thriller, with a subtle dose of empathy between man and alien. The visual and sound effects were splendid. The fact it was set in Johannesburg really opened doors to how a different culture than ours would react to such a phenomenon. And lastly all of the eye candy we were given on a $30 million dollar budget?-Please, somebody tell me where did they go wrong with the $235 million movie Waterworld?